Brian: Blaze this ! 

Brian: Where's the sucking and where's the fucking?

Brian: Whoa dude! The kids at school will, like, puke, they'll be, like, so jealous! 

Brian: I'd run away screaming, but it's been a long day.

Brian: I'm suing the motherfucker. He said I was thirty-one...I'm thirty. 

Emmett: I may be a slut, but at least I'm an honest slut. 

Michael: Ma, do you have to sit here?
Debbie: I know you're uncomfortable hanging out in gay bars with your mother. But look at it this way. If you meet somebody nice, you won't have to bring him home to meet me, 'cause I'm already here.

Brian: Let's get a picture.
Michael: That's for kids.
Brian: Come on, Mikey.
Michael: It's stupid.
Brian: It wasn't stupid when we used to lock ourselves in your room, reading Captain Astro and Galaxy Lad, wishing we were invincible like them. And pretending that no earthly force could ever separate us, like them. And swearing that we'd always be there for each other. Like them.
Michael: You remember that? 
 

[ some quotes were found at Liberty Avenue ]
 

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