[reading a review] Look, he's got some nice things to
say here. "The soldiers' costumes are very realistic." That's positive!
I like to dress in women's clothing.
You're a fruit?
No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes
makes me feel closer to them.
You're not a fruit?
No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I
was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are
always stretched out.
We don't have a permit. Run!
Listen, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me
transvestites. I need transvestites. All right. Bye.
[on phone with Mr. Feldman] Really? Worst film you
ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.
Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out
sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
No, no, I'm just a transvestite.
What are you drinking, Bela?
Straight up or on the rocks?
Kathy... I'm about to tell you something that I never
told any girl on a first date. But I think it's important that you
know... I like to wear women's clothes.
I like to wear women's clothes. Panties, brassieres,
sweaters, pumps. It's just something I do. And I can't believe I'm
telling you this, but I really like you, and I don't want it getting in
the way down the road.
Does this mean... you don't like sex with girls?
No, I love sex with girls.
[after Thor Johnson bumps into a scenery wall while
walking through a door making the wall shudder] Ok, and CUT! PERFECT!
Don't you wanna do another take Ed? Seems like
big baldy had some problems gettin' through that door.
No, it's fine. It's real. You know, in actuality,
Lobo would have to struggle with this problem every day.
And cut! Print. We're moving on. That was perfect.
Perfect? Mr. Wood, do you know anything about the
art of film production?
Well, I like to think so.
That cardboard headstone tipped over. This
graveyard is obviously phony.
Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about
the tiny details. It's about the big picture.
The big picture?
Then how 'bout when the policemen arrived in
daylight, but now it's suddenly night?
What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of
This is the one. 'This' is the one I'll be remembered