Debbie's t-shirts
- "Love Me Love My T-Shirt"
- "Just because I'm a Mom doesn't mean I care"
- "I ♥ my penis"
- "I'm not as vanilla as I look"
- "Never Waste An Erection"
- "Pussy Power"
- "You say Tomato, I say Fuck Off"
- "Need Head?"
- "As long as I have a face, you've got a place to sit"
- "It Happens in the Best of Families"
- "English breakfast special: Cup of Tea and a Fag"
- "Got Lube?"
- "Closets are for brooms"
- "Cock" (below a picture of a rooster)
- "Hell-o Satan" (above a cartoon pic of a devil)
- "You think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers"
- "Some people are just too white"
- "Your boyfriend's cute!"
- "Love love love. Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"
- (on her apron) "I Keep the Best Snacks Under My Apron"
- "Friends don't let friends line dance"
- "Pull Hard"
- "Foreplay is for pussies"
- "Fuck yoga"
- "Get Shucked"
- "You are NOT staying over"
- "Hug A Homo"
- "I love my penis"
- "I ♥ My Granddaughter"
- "Stop whining, you're making my cat horny"
- "Uranus or bust!"
- "Does this t-shirt make me look Republican?"